So I have a fun story for my little family. The title is sorry Poppy because I'm afraid he's not going to be happy with this story, but oh well. So, do you all remember my disaster date last year? Well, last year he quit working with me and I hadn't really thought about him since. Well, they re-hired him on and he works there again, which has been a little awkward, but really not too bad. Well, today he cornered me and asked me if I was dating anybody. I told him, "sort of" and he said, "what's that mean?" So I said, "it's complicated." Then I hurried and got out of there. Well I thought that would be enough to scare him off, but then later he was on delivery and he called and this is how the conversation went:
John: Hey Shayla, it's John.
Shayla: Hi.
John: So is it too complicated for me to ask you out for this weekend?
Shayla: Uh, yeah. Sorry, it's too complicated to go out with you.
John: Really?
Shayla: Yeah, sorry.
John: Okay I'll talk to you later, bye.
Shayla: Bye *hangs up* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
And that's the whole story. I just can't figure out this boy. Apparently my very obvious hints last year were not obvious enough for him. So, sorry poppy, I'm not going on dates and this is why....because WEIRDOS are attracted to me and unfortunately, I just don't want them!
The End.
2 comments:
Yeah, that's really sad. Should I tell Dad to read this?
Mom
I'm pretty sure that this picture just made my whole day!!!
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